Frequently Asked Questions

I'm going to make up some questions people might have and then answer them to the best of my ability.

Q: Why the website? Can't you, like, use E-mails?
A: Thank you for asking this. I made a little animation. Read fast!

Q: Why is your handwriting so messy?
A: Shut up.
Q: How do I find out when the next meeting is?
A: Go here. For other news, go here.
Q: In a one-on-one fight, could a goldfish kill a gorilla?
A: Duh. It just requires a substantial amount of surprise.
Q: How do I join?
A: Fit the criteria and read the book, then show up at the meeting. And for the love of Pete please don't be an idiot. =)
Q: Why is the URL so long?
A: Currently because it is being hosted by my school.
Q: So why do you guys have a book club?
A: Wasn't one of the criteria not being an idiot?

And of course, the question you all want to ask...

Q: Do you like waffles?
A: More than life itself.

PLEASE NOTE: THIS WEBSITE IS UNDERGOING CONSTRUCTION. YOUR PATIENCE IS GREATLY APPRECIATED AT THIS TIME (DESI!) AND I PROMISE THAT I AM DOING MY BEST TO HURRY THE PROCESS. -Alison [Last Name Omitted]